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A guy walks into a Glasgow Bakery and asked " is that a custard or a meringue ?" -"no" was the reply " you're no wrang " boom boom .:brickwall:
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Guys.
Please explain me what is meringue?
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(17-12-2011, 09:02 AM)pk7478 Wrote: Guys.
Please explain me what is meringue?
That made me chuckle more than the original 'joke'.
Meringue is a sweet made from egg white and sugar, beaten until its really firm and then cooked at a low temperature for a long time. Done right, its lovely.
Recipe on the BBC
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lol I think I live too far away from Glasgow for the joke to work :p
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I know wot you mean, some jokes ? are like wine and just don't travel well. Come on, put your worst jokes on here everyone.
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