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Road Tax Poem...
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Wrote this last week whilst in a bad mood trying to tax the Berlingo...

DVLA- what can I say?
How many ways have I tried to pay?
I only want to tax the car
I've tried 2 different ways so far

Online the details weren't correct
So to the Post Office I trekked
I should have known it all along...
The detail that was wrong, was wrong!

Some details can be modified
Alas not this one- it's not right
I mean the detail there upon-
It wasn't the right kind of wrong

Post Office man regrets to say
"You'll have to try DVLA"
That Godforsaken, awful place
Of mega- queues & sullen face
I won't be driving there- no doubt
Because the f:censored: tax ran out! :brickwall:


(Now i just need that Cyril bloke from "That's Life" to read it out in a smug voice) :thumbsup:
2001 Silver Multispace 1.9D

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried!
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#2
Pure Class,love it!
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#3
Outstanding ThoraB - and I don't even know that a DVLA is. Probably something like the Dept. of Motor Vehicles that we have in the US. Workers sullen, lazy, IQ=shoe size and one step away from working at the Golden Arches.
2010 Berlingo Multispace HDi 110 with FAP.  Persamos green.

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Tis the Driver & Vehicle Licensing Authority. A truly horrible place to be... but having written that, when I went there, the staff were charming, efficient & I was out in 30 minutes! :woop:

I still feel justified though, the short journey there was a pain due to roadworks!
2001 Silver Multispace 1.9D

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried!
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#5
Glad to hear you had a positive experience.
2010 Berlingo Multispace HDi 110 with FAP.  Persamos green.

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#6
Just found this from a friend on Facebook.....


Slightly ammended version submitted here.:censored::censored:


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#7
Heh heh! Love it! :lol:
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