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Spit in the Ocean
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During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill 170 baths- weird fact !! :drool:
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Even more if I look at pictures of Kelly Brook :drool::drool::drool::eek:
So where does this bit go then ?
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What about those horrid "yoofs" who expectorate everywhere? Surely they'd fill a bathtub every week?
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(28-03-2013, 10:20 AM)addo Wrote:  What about those horrid "yoofs" who expectorate everywhere? Surely they'd fill a bathtub every week?
They probably never seen one.

(28-03-2013, 09:46 AM)ffrenchie Wrote:  Even more if I look at pictures of Kelly Brook :drool::drool::drool::eek:


Away to fill my bath now.....
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(28-03-2013, 10:39 AM)taxi Wrote:  
(28-03-2013, 10:20 AM)addo Wrote:  What about those horrid "yoofs" who expectorate everywhere? Surely they'd fill a bathtub every week?
They probably never seen one.

(28-03-2013, 09:46 AM)ffrenchie Wrote:  Even more if I look at pictures of Kelly Brook :drool::drool::drool::eek:


Away to fill my bath now.....

With saliva taxi,with saliva.
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(28-03-2013, 12:21 PM)evdama Wrote:  
(28-03-2013, 10:39 AM)taxi Wrote:  
(28-03-2013, 10:20 AM)addo Wrote:  What about those horrid "yoofs" who expectorate everywhere? Surely they'd fill a bathtub every week?
They probably never seen one.

(28-03-2013, 09:46 AM)ffrenchie Wrote:  Even more if I look at pictures of Kelly Brook :drool::drool::drool::eek:


Away to fill my bath now.....

With saliva taxi,with saliva
With coal !!!!!!
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#7
Id fill mine with Kelly Brook.

Oh yes.

Actually I wouldnt care if Kelly looked like the back of a bus -she hates that katieprice creature and so do I.


I've actually spoken to Kelly a few times now
Well actually she's spoken to me.
Something along the lines of
'Get out of my garden" and "I'll call the police"
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(28-03-2013, 10:20 AM)addo Wrote:  What about those horrid "yoofs" who expectorate everywhere? Surely they'd fill a bathtub every week?

Expectorate? That's the spitting image of a disease I once had.
Plenty of penis/cillin cured it.Confusedillyme::whistle:
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I wonder how happy Kelly would be if you filled her bath with spit?
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Need Bob Carolgees' permission first :whistle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pla...u9d8zTgA0E
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